2014 Jalopnik Batshit Babe Contestants

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
11/21/2014 at 16:38 • Filed to: batshitbabes 2014

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Ladies and gentlemen, your pageant.

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Miss One

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Miss Three

Miss Four

Miss Five

Miss Six

Miss Seven

Miss Eight

Miss Nine

Miss Ten

Miss Eleven

Miss Twelve

Miss Thirteen

Miss Fourteen

Miss Fifteen

Miss Sixteen

Miss Seventeen

Miss Eighteen


DISCUSSION (58)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > McMike
01/10/2014 at 17:40

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dont forget about considering this one http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/batshit-babes-…


Kinja'd!!! KB Garage > McMike
01/10/2014 at 17:46

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Her last name is Axmaker. AXMAKER


Kinja'd!!! Unwound > McMike
01/10/2014 at 20:33

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Yay Oregon, meth-heads abound! Some lady jumped off a bridge today after a car chase.

http://www.kptv.com/story/24413235…


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > McMike
03/19/2014 at 18:22

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Number Three still is in the lead due to the sincere and honest crazy in her.


Kinja'd!!! PaulCahill-Go2Fast > McMike
03/26/2014 at 16:24

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#3 for sure.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > McMike
04/16/2014 at 13:07

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Luc Donckerwolke LIVE


Kinja'd!!! McMike > McMike
04/16/2014 at 14:06

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Mark Stielow LIVE


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > McMike
04/23/2014 at 16:22

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Number three seems like a fun date


Kinja'd!!! McMike > McMike
05/06/2014 at 13:24

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Ashley Force LIVE


Kinja'd!!! McMike > McMike
05/20/2014 at 14:12

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Marco Andretti LIVE


Kinja'd!!! davlac89 > McMike
05/20/2014 at 16:35

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Can I take the grey one?


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > McMike
05/20/2014 at 16:53

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Duck coming out of a vagina. This gif is terrifying me.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > McMike
06/09/2014 at 09:44

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Joey Logano LIVE


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > McMike
06/12/2014 at 08:02

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awesome


Kinja'd!!! Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > McMike
06/12/2014 at 09:24

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Crystal Metheney, the new mascot of Florida.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > McMike
06/22/2014 at 22:14

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Tara Axmaker and Dallas Archer.

We have half the year complete the trifecta!


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > McMike
07/02/2014 at 17:24

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#6 looks like Rob Ford with a wig


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > McMike
07/02/2014 at 17:24

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I just feel bad for #2, thats the look of desperation, not crazy.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > McMike
07/02/2014 at 17:49

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I think number 3 is paradoxically hot


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > McMike
07/02/2014 at 17:56

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Miss Two is the one I'd want to date. A poor Brazilian girl who stole a super long taxi drive is at least better than a girl who locks young children in a hot car.


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09/09/2014 at 16:42

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Would bang.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > McMike
09/10/2014 at 13:36

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Chris Forsberg LIVE


Kinja'd!!! anonsagainstanonymous > McMike
09/15/2014 at 20:18

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Number 2 stands out. she has that supermodel flair going on.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > McMike
10/07/2014 at 18:39

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5 seems fun


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > McMike
10/07/2014 at 19:04

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I take 'em all! Wait, on one condition LSD and I mean a whole shitloads worth.


Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke > McMike
10/07/2014 at 22:20

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Lots of great options this year.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > McMike
10/07/2014 at 22:43

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I'm going with Miss Eight. I mean, hey, they weren't my kids. And she's cute, so...

Miss Twelve gets the silver though. A .413 BAC is freaking impressive. That shows some serious dedication.


Kinja'd!!! this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > McMike
11/21/2014 at 16:40

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Eight is definitely the scariest, because other than the "I'm going to eat your soul" stare she looks like she could pass for not batshit.

And then when you're least expecting it....


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > McMike
11/21/2014 at 16:42

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Huh, last year we had some sorta kinda good looking ones.. not so much this year.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > McMike
11/21/2014 at 16:44

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I'll have to send in a pic of my ex to go here.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
11/21/2014 at 16:46

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Just read the story on her. I hope she gets beaten to death in prison.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > McMike
11/21/2014 at 16:47

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May I make a suggestion, littering is bad m'kay:

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http://www.enewscourier.com/news/local_new… 7109-11e4-8864-13070c1138e0.html


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > McMike
11/21/2014 at 16:51

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So apparently this has been a very good year for batshit babes.


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > McMike
11/21/2014 at 17:47

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6/10 would hoo, i mean date.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > McMike
11/21/2014 at 18:06

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I think this one is the one to take down the Forerunners.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > McMike
11/21/2014 at 18:11

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Gets me every time.


Kinja'd!!! gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/21/2014 at 19:20

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I dunno, that doesn't seem batshit enough


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
11/21/2014 at 19:33

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I dunno littering in front of a cop car when you have drugs on you...


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:34

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No longer the "most likely to succeed"


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:34

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She's really sorry can she go home now?


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:34

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Child molester


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:35

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The hair says I don't ... the face says a f*ck


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:35

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At least she's having fun


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:36

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She's digging the cop behind the camera


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:37

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Killed him for sleeping with that b*tch


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:37

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Cray-cray but hot-hot ... worth the vandalism


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:38

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Hi Mom!


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:38

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He probably deserved it


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:39

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He KNEW better


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:39

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Somewhat sorry ... in a hot pouty way


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:39

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Mom?


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:40

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Going for more tats


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:41

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Whatcha lookin' at?


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:41

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Won't be making it to yoga at the Y


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:42

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Don't judge


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > McMike
11/21/2014 at 21:42

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Because Texas ...


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > McMike
11/24/2014 at 07:10

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toss up between #1 & #6


Kinja'd!!! McMike > PaulCahill-Go2Fast
12/31/2014 at 12:08

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You were right

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